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09-05-2011, 11:13 PM
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Some light hearted stuff to ease the election tension..
Parlimentary elections 2011. Results of the electoral division for XXXX <Names> <Name of Party> <No. of Votes>, <Names> <Name of Party> <No. of Votes>, <No. of Rejected Votes> <No. of Total Votes cast>. The local votes counted for the electoral division of XXXX are conclusive of the result. Pursuant to Section 49, Sub-section 7e, Paragraph A of the Parliamentary Elections Act, I declare <Names> of the <Name of Party> as the group of candidates elected for the electoral division of XXXX.
This can be the new Singapore pledge and Yam Ah Mee can be the new Singapore Idol. Haha.
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There are many youtube videos - clubbing remix & auto-tuned songs - of Mr Yam and his words being uploaded over the past 2 days LOL.
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10-05-2011, 09:22 AM
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I thought of something funny.. just a lame joke. haha
Parlimentary elections Two Thousand And Eleven.
Results of the electoral division for Valuebuddies.
Musicwhiz, Lark, d.o.g., dydx and kazukirai. Margin of Safety Party (MSP). Seventy Two Thousand One Hundred and Sixty Five Votes.
Lee Hisen Long, Lee Huan Yeu, Hole Chiing, Georgia Yoz and Tio Sure Luck. Pay and Pa(rt)y. Fifty Nine Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty-Two Votes.
Rejected Votes, One Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty-Eight.
Total Votes cast, One Hundred Thirty Three Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Five. The local votes counted for the electoral division of Valuebuddies are conclusive of the result.
Pursuant to Section 49, Sub-section 7e, Paragraph A of the Parliamentary Elections Act, I declare Musicwhiz, Lark, d.o.g., dydx and kazukirai of the Margin of Safety Party as the group of candidates elected for the electoral division of Valuebuddies.